over-anal-ytical:

hitlervevo:

is egg porn frowned upon

I think he should be more concerned that the whole I Internet now knows he cheated on his gf

Prolly with an egg

im-flyer-than-peter-pan:

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

OMG. CAN NOT BREATHE

laugh-addict:

latentpower:

awkwardsituationist:

cambridge university students were asked on campus why they needed feminism. here are 60 answers. click the link for over about 600 more.

This is amazing

death-by-lulz:

moelesterationista:

Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????

sir-laughsalot:

sir-laughsalot:

I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…

I WASN’T KIDDING

ojenroc:

got that hookup

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

croutoncat:

jpgay:

some of u guys give really pointless things notes